[pct-l] Wrong Answer

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT hero, Grizzly, slowly walks into the trailtown saloon.  Some of his bros are standing at the bar nearthe spittoon talking.  
They greet Grizzly and ask the bartender for a cold one fortheir mate.  "Grizzly, you look a littledown today.  Is there anything wrong?"

Well, my wife, TrailDust, and I went to see a marriagecounselor today.  He started to ask us aseries of questions."
One of the other hikers responds, "Well, that seemsreasonable.  No harm in that."
"Yes, I thought so too. But he finally got to a question about what is my wifes' favoriteflower.  That is when things went southand I had to run for my life." 
"How could a question like that cause a problem?  Even if you were wrong, it could not be thatbad."
"Well, I thought about the question and then answered GoldMedal All-Purpose Flour." 
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