[pct-l] Public Service Announcement - Kickoff Seminar

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, it is time for another outrageous marketing ploy andbandwidth clutter announcement.  On Friday, April 26 at 2:30 PM atcampsite #22 (Pirate’s Lair) it will be Switchback the Trail Pirate’sSuperSecrets of Backpacking Seminar. This will include information only a few hikers in the world know.  The Pirate’s Lair will open Friday morningthrough Saturday afternoon.  Otherservices include:
·      HydratedWater - Now you might not have to carry water on your hikes.  This will be a great thing to checkout at the2:30 PM SuperSecrets seminar after the Water & Snow seminar at thePavilion.
·      TrailSnow Cones – Another seminar presentation. Now you can make instant delicious snow cones on the trail without water.
·      Switchback’sworld famous 2 ounce hands-free umbrella holders.  Don’t get skin cancer and dehydrate outthere.
·      Florescentshelter stake painting.  Don’t ever losea stake again.
·      Hikertreats and snacks.  Say, the secretwords, “Jack Daniels” for an extra treat.
·      Theofficial Kickoff Hiker Box for your excess gear.  Pick and choose what you want.
·      And much,much, much more.
Remember, Switchback is the only person who offers you theworld famous 150% money back guarantee for all products and services.  If not completely satisfied just ask for yourmoney back plus 50%.  SEE YOU SOON.
Your obedient servant, trail knave, and motorcycle triker,
Switchback the Trail Pirate