[pct-l] Polite Grizzly Bear

[hiker97 at aol.com]

 A hardcore PCT hiker was banging along the trailin northern Washington.  
 
All at once he comes around a corner on the trailand there is a grizzly bear.
 
Afraid of being eaten, the hiker started running,but soon realizes he cannot out run the Grizz.
 
So the hiker falls to his knees and starts prayingwith new found faith.  He promises to begood from now on and not spend endless nights in trailtown saloons, chase hikerwomen, and be a general rascal.  If onlyhe can be saved.
 
All at once he notices the bear is kneeling down quietlybeside him with its eyes shut. 
 
The hiker looked toward heaven and exclaimed,"It’s a miracle!, it’s a miracle!  Thankyou!!" 

The bear opened his eyes, looked at the hiker andsays, "Please be quiet while I say grace."
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I am your most humble and obedient servant,
Switchback the Trail Pirate