[pct-l] Outragous Bandwidth Marketing Ploy - Kickoff Ad

[Monty Tam]

Welcome back Switchback!!
I highly recommend the painted stakes.

Monty

From: hiker97 at aol.com 
Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 7:54 AM
To: pct-l at backcountry.net 
Subject: Outragous Bandwidth Marketing Ploy - Kickoff Ad

Yes, it is that time of year again.  It is time to prepare for the 2012 Kickoff at Lake Morena at the end of April.  Once again, Switchback, will be offering world class backpacking services.  

  1.. Painting shelter stakes florescent orange, so you do not lose them. 
  2.. One ounce hands free umbrella holders (a world famous Switchback invention). 
  3.. Hiker treats, hiker treats, hiker treats. 
  4.. The only 150% money back guarantee for all products and services. 
  5.. Hiker humor notebook full of super funny jokes. 
  6.. SuperSecrets of Backpacking seminar. 
  7.. Rhythm of the Trail notebook musings. 
  8.. And more.
This extravaganza will probably be at campsite #22 as it is every year.  If you head south out of the restrooms it between there and the park entry road.  Also, do not forget the big Kickback at Walker Pass in June.  More info to follow on that.

Your obedient servant and trial knave,

Switchback the Trail Pirate