[pct-l] Sensitive Hiker and Holiday Shopper

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT hero, Grizzly, and his foxy wife, Trail Dustwere out Christmas shopping at the packed mall.

As Trail Dust walked slowly through the mall she was surprised to look up tosee Grizzly nowhere in sight. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried and angry, she called him on her cellphone to demand to know where he was.

In a calm voice, the Grizzly said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

Trail Dust started to get all choked up and then started to cry.  Through her tears she said, "Yes, Iremember that jewelry store."

Grizzly replied, "Well, I'm in the saloon right next to it.
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Your most obedient servant and trail-road knave,
Switchback the Trail-Trike Pirate