[pct-l] All stressed out

[Cat]

I've heard that with "Oldz timers" (alzheimers) every adventure is a new adventure.
Cat McPeek

Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:

>[pct-l] All stressed out Say Switchback,
>As you can see from my below post a similar thing happen to me at the 
>2011 KO.
>
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>Reinhold Metzger<einholdmetzger at cox.net
>
>Sunday May 29 16:26:59 CDT 2011
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>Hi gang,
>Cruising around at the KO I ran into Warner Spring Monte......he says
>"a girl has been looking for you".
>That did not surprise me....they are always looking for me.
>I ask, "was it Melanie or Sugar Moma"?
>Monte responds..."she did not give her name....but she said you
>fathered her child".
>
>WHAT??????????......FATHERED  HER  CHILD???????
>
>But that would not surprise me neither.....I have been known to do that
>once or twice.
>But hey,.....I'm 70 and don't remember fathering any children lately.
>But, with advanced age comes Alzheimer.....hhhhmmmm....let's see now....
>could it have been Melanie or Sugar Moma?
>Naahh,....not Melanie or Sugar Moma, I did not know them long
>enough.....although, sometimes these things happen really quick.
>What about Josephine....or Gabriella....or Pamella?.....hhhmmm.....I
>have to think about that.
>
>Who could that be?....I really would like to meet that gal.
>
>So I go around the KO asking all the striking good looking "babes" (it had
>to be a striking good looking babe)...."DID I FATHER YOUR CHILD"?
>  
>They just gave me that dirty look like I'm some kind of weirdo.
>  
>Well anyhow, I never did find that gal.....I really would like to meet her.
>This has me all stressed out......so, If anybody on the list knows who
>that gal is, please let me know as soon as possible.
>
>JMT Reinhold
>Your stressed out trail companion
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>Switchback wrote:
>Our PCT hero "Grizzly" goes down to his local trail town saloon to talk to
>any hiker in town.
>He notices a hot woman who waves at him and says..."Hello."
>Grizzly is a little surprised, walks up and says..."do you know me?"
>To which she replies..."I think you're the father of one of my kids"...
>
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