[pct-l] Hiking Wardrobe

[mike Shoys]

woops. accidentally read some of this thread...

On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 10:37 AM, Reinhold Metzger
<reinholdmetzger at cox.net>wrote:

> [pct-l] Hiking Wardrobe
>
> What is the matter Switchback,....doesn't Mrs. Switchback let you use
> those fuzzy pink camp slippers anymore?
> You probably got them all beat-up and dirty on the trail.
> Why don't you just buy "Long Suffering Mrs. Switchback" another pair?
> You have to treat your women right Switchback.....like I do.
>
> Did you say  "INNOCENCE"?
> I assume that means you gave up raiding and plundering innocent hikers.
> I am proud of you Switchback....you have finally seen the light.
> This is good news for the trail community.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your equally innocent trail companion who treats his women right
> ---------------------------]
> Switchback replied:
> You are delusional.
> I wear only white on the trail for radiation protection.
> And it also denotes my purity and innocence.
> ---------------------------
> Reinhold replied:
> Yes Jon,
> I also like to hike in style.
> My hiking wardrobe consists of the finest garments available at fashion
> trend stores like Goodwill, Salvation Army and St. Vincent De Paul.
> And, at .50 cents for shorts, .75 cents for shirts and $1-2 for jackets,
> I don't have to get nervous about rolling around in the dirt with them.
> Besides,...."DIRT IS GOOD FOR YOU"...any dirty hiker will tell you that.
> As a matter of fact,  "DIRT"  is what distinguishes "HIKER TRASH" from
> wanna'be hikers.
>
> You will never see me prancing around the trail in $100 shirts or $200
> jackets like Switchback.
> Switchback looks like he just stepped out of a fashion design store.
> I mean you should see him when he comes strutting down the trail in his
> black lingerie, fuzzy pink camp slippers, hands free umbrella, solar
> powered fan and reflector tape.
> He is a sight to see......I mean he is a real show stopper!!!
> Even the bears get real nervous when they see him.
> Makes us dirty "hiker trash" real jealous.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your jealous trail companion
> ---------------------------------------
> Jon wrote:
> John I use Gortex jackets my wife makes me........
>
> For pants I use a pair of REI Event gortex pants I picked up and the
> Salvation Army thrift store for $5 .... still had the original REI $99
> price tag on them.
> 'ti later
> Jon Marysville WA
>
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