[pct-l] Pirates Lair Marketing Ploy

[hiker97 at aol.com]

On Friday, April 27 at 2:30 PM at campsite #22 will be the Super Secrets of Backpacking seminar.  This is for only the most gritty backpackers who want to know things only a few people in the world know.  This is for the truly elite of backpackerdom.  You might be able to sneak in and be near the hardcore professionals.  Pirate's Lair activities:

-- Dehydrated Water Demonstration.  Those who have seen this demonstration will well attest to its authenticity at the seminar.
-- The Hiker Box.  This is for your excess gear that you want to donate to others.
-- Florescent shelter stake painting.  Why lose your stakes on the trail.
-- Switchback's World Famous One Ounce Hands-free Umbrella Holders.  
-- Gear Weighing.
-- Hiker Haircuts
-- See real John Muir dirt and water on display.
-- Hiker Snacks
-- Interviews for the 2013 record setting PCT thru-hike --- Team Switchback.
-- After your haircut get your picture taken with Switchback as a Kickoff memento and collector's item.
-- Etc., etc., etc., etc.

All with Switchback's world famous 150% money back guarantee for products and services --- no questions asked!!!  What more could you ask for?  What more could you want?  What more could you wish?  Your hiker dreams have come true at the Pirate's Lair.

I thank you.  Your obedient servant and trail knave,

Switchback the Trail Pirate
May the Forest Be With You