[pct-l] 10 Good uses for ''Dead Hiker Husbands''

[Jim & Jane Moody]

You forgot floor lamp. 

Mango 



----- Original Message -----


From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> 
To: pct-l at backcountry.net, Hiker97 at aol.com 
Sent: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 12:31:53 AM 
Subject: [pct-l]  10  Good uses for  ''Dead  Hiker  Husbands'' 

SWITCHBACK, 
I woke up this morning and realized I turned 71.....BUMMER!!! 
That made me realize, you and I, we are getting old...I mean we go back a long way. 
We are part of the dying hard core breed.....an endangered species. 
Did you ever wonder what will become of us after we pass away? 
Will they bury us, put flowers on our graves and mourn for decades to come 
or will they rejoice and say good riddance? 
Will they erect a monument to us or engrave on our head stones....here lie 
Switchback and Reinhold....the last of the hard core breed, who tamed the 
wilderness, or will they put our bodies to a good use? 

For those women that can't let go and want cling to the memories...10  GOOD 
USES  FOR DEAD  HIKER  HUSBANDS. 


  1.   Scratching post for the cat 
  2.   Chin-up bar 
  3.   Punching bag 
  4.   Bumper stop 
  5.   Toilet paper roll holder 
  6.   Gate post 
  7.   Car pool lane second passenger 
  8.   Good stiff diving board 
  9.   Garden scare crow 
  10.  Handy dandy kitchen towel rod 


JMT Reinhold 
Soon to be scratching post 


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