[pct-l] Carrying weapons

[Reinhold Metzger]

BTW.....I forgot to point out that trail pirates make good  ''pot roast''.

JMT Reinhold
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> On 11/12/2011 4:09 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> Heather,
>> Thank you for your vote of confidence.
>> Yes, I have been told, on more than one occasion, that my insight and 
>> collective wisdom is without equal.
>> Again, thank you for your vote of confidence.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> President, Collective Wisdom Institute
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>> Heather wrote:
>> Wow, so many of you have provided great insight on the whole gun 
>> issue........
>> .......I love the collective wisdom on this forum:)
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>> Reinhold wrote:
>>> Kellie, a little gun will not stop a grizz or lion....you need 
>>> something with more stopping power.
>>>
>>> A  ''BAZOOKA''  is much more effective against bears or grizzlies.
>>>
>>> Another option, with much stopping power, is a front loading 
>>> ''CANNON''.
>>> Bring at least 10 cannon balls and a large sack of black powder.
>>> Keep the cannon loaded at all times and matches at the ready.
>>>
>>> Now, with a  ''FLAME THROWER''  you will have the most feared 
>>> infantry weapon at your disposal.
>>> Nobody, and I mean nobody, including bears or Switchback want to get 
>>> hit by a flame thrower.
>>> The other good thing about the flame thrower....you will not need to 
>>> carry a stove, fuel, or pots and pans because the flame thrower will 
>>> instantly BBQ anything you hit.
>>> You may, however, want to carry a five gallon fire extinguisher to 
>>> extinguish any forest fires you might accidentally start.
>>>
>>> So, if you see Switchback running through the bushes with his rear 
>>> end on fire, you will know you hit the
>>> "BULLS EYE''.
>>> Although, Switchback is hard to miss, he has a rather good 
>>> sized...aahh...uuhh...''BULLS EYE''.
>>>
>>> JMT Reinhold
>>> The weapons expert
>>>
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