[pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society

[Reinhold Metzger]

Hi gang,
Do you think Big Hummel sounds strange?
You are right, he is displaying classic MHD symptoms
But, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!!!!!!!
Wait until April, when MHD becomes most severe, that is when he actually 
stages the  "RLS...CHD...MHD"  "Gathering''.
At the  ''Gathering''  ''RLS...CHD...and...MHD''  sufferers from all 
over the world will gather for the annual pre- KO  ''Gathering'' which 
they call  "ADZPCTKO''.... whatever that means.

Talking about strange cats.....you will see em all at the ''Gathering"
It's like a  ''Gathering'' of strange cats.......I mean you will see a 
bunch of wild eyed people wandering around aimlessly, muttering things 
the average person has no clue as to what they are talking 
about,...things like  PCT,
CDT,  AT,  ADZPCTKO,  The last to finish is the winner,   Hiking the PCT 
since before there was a PCT....you know, things that the average person 
has no clue as to what they are talking about.
You are going to see guys dressed like pirates...girls wearing 
Victoria's Secret undies...guys wearing  ''Sex Instructor" caps and all 
kind of folks diving into dumpsters....and then there is ''Big Hummel'' 
he is the strangest cat of all, he is so tall he has a tendency to get 
his head tangled up in overhead utility lines....yes Sir,  you are going 
to see all kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".
Every time I attend the ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that I 
am the only normal person at the ''Gathering''.

JMT Reinhold
The normal one
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Big Hummel wrote:
> All come in and it is my pleasure to welcome you to the 200th 
> Bi-Monthly Meeting of the Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society.
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> All rise and repeat our oath; "I have RLS, YOU have RLS, WE ALL HAVE 
> RLS AND WE NEED TO LET IT OUT!!"
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> All please bow their heads for a moment of silence for our 
> inspirational leader; John Muir, and for our beloved founder; Colin 
> Fletcher
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> Secretary please read the minutes from our last meeting.
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> Secretary, "Uh, there are no minutes as everyone left to go walking".
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> Ah, now what do we do?  (sound of the door closing as the secretary 
> heads out)
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> Greg Hummel
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> Those three little words
> Never said enough
> By themselves, never enough
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> (Note that the RLSSS was founded in Sept. 1977)
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