[pct-l] The KO....a strange gathering

[Reinhold Metzger]

On 3/8/2011 4:43 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Hi gang,
> Do you think Big Hummel sounds strange?
> You are right, he is displaying classic MHD symptoms
> But, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!!!!!!!
> Wait until April, when MHD becomes most severe, that is when he 
> actually stages the  "RLS...CHD...MHD"  "Gathering''.
> At the  ''Gathering''  ''RLS...CHD...and...MHD''  sufferers from all 
> over the world will gather for the annual pre- KO  ''Gathering'' which 
> they call  "ADZPCTKO''.... whatever that means.
>
> Talking about strange cats.....you will see em all at the ''Gathering"
> It's like a  ''Gathering'' of strange cats.......I mean you will see a 
> bunch of wild eyed people wandering around aimlessly, muttering things 
> the average person has no clue as to what they are talking 
> about,...things like  PCT,
> CDT,  AT,  ADZPCTKO,  The last to finish is the winner,   Hiking the 
> PCT since before there was a PCT....you know, things that the average 
> person has no clue as to what they are talking about.
> You are going to see guys dressed like pirates...girls wearing 
> Victoria's Secret undies...guys wearing  ''Sex Instructor" caps and 
> all kind of folks diving into dumpsters....and then there is ''Big 
> Hummel'' he is the strangest cat of all, he is so tall he has a 
> tendency to get his head tangled up in overhead utility lines....yes 
> Sir,  you are going to see all kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".
> Every time I attend the ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that 
> I am the only normal person at the ''Gathering''.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> The normal one
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> Big Hummel wrote:
>> All come in and it is my pleasure to welcome you to the 200th 
>> Bi-Monthly Meeting of the Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society.
>>
>>
>> All rise and repeat our oath; "I have RLS, YOU have RLS, WE ALL HAVE 
>> RLS AND WE NEED TO LET IT OUT!!"
>>
>>
>> All please bow their heads for a moment of silence for our 
>> inspirational leader; John Muir, and for our beloved founder; Colin 
>> Fletcher
>>
>>
>> Secretary please read the minutes from our last meeting.
>>
>>
>> Secretary, "Uh, there are no minutes as everyone left to go walking".
>>
>>
>> Ah, now what do we do?  (sound of the door closing as the secretary 
>> heads out)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Greg Hummel
>>
>>
>> Those three little words
>> Never said enough
>> By themselves, never enough
>>
>>
>> (Note that the RLSSS was founded in Sept. 1977)
>>
>>
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