[pct-l] One last joke..
Diane Soini of Santa Barbara Hikes
diane at santabarbarahikes.com
Fri Mar 4 20:32:56 CST 2011
That's a cute one.
What's the deal with Switchback? Why is he always the star of all
these jokes?
On Mar 3, 2011, at 1:11 PM, pct-l-request at backcountry.net wrote:
>
> One last last joke.
>
> Switchback pulled into Kennedy Meadows and went to the General
> Store for some hard earned beer. He sat at a table by himself. The
> waitress came over and asked, "What'll ya have?" Switchback
> replied, "Bring me three beers." The waitress came back with the
> three beers. Switchback drank the first beer, then the second, then
> the third. The waitress came by again and asked, "What else can I
> get for ya?" He replied, "Bring me three more beers, please." The
> waitress said, "You know I can bring you those beers one at a time.
> That way they'll say nice and cold for ya."
>
> "Well," he said, "I usually hike with my two hiking buddies,
> TrailTrollop and KrustyThong. We hiked the AT together, the CDT
> together, and the Colorado trail together. They couldn't come on
> this trek, so at every town I order a beer for them and drink it
> for them in their honor." The waitress says, "That's real sweet,"
> and gets him the three more beers.
>
> After drinking the last of those three beers, Switchback gets a
> call. After the call he looks all down and depressed. The waitress
> comes by and asks, "Anything else?" He says, "Bring me two more
> beers, please." The waitress notices how sad he looks and notes
> that he only wants two beers now. "Oh no", she exclaims, "That call
> you got. Did one of your hiking buddies die?"
>
> Switchback looks up at her sadly and says, "No, that was my doctors
> office. He wants me to give up drinking."
>
> TrialHacker
>
> "When my feet hurt, I can't think straight"
> Abraham Lincoln
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