[pct-l] One last joke..

[Gerry Zamora]

Too funny.
On Mar 2, 2011 6:52 PM, "Melanie Clarke" <melaniekclarke at gmail.com> wrote:
> Saved the best for last!
>
> On Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 5:53 PM, Randy Forsland <hikertrsh at gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>> Switchback had worked hard his whole life....
>> Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
>> Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week
>> and
>> gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>> After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
>> door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
>> Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas
>> party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.'
>> 'Great', says Switchback, 'After six months out here I'm ready to meet
some
>> local folks. Thank you.'
>> As Lars is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you, Gonna be some drinkin'.'
>> Not a problem,' says Switchback. ' I can drink with the best of 'em.'
>> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More'n' likely gonna be
some
>> fightin' too.'
>> 'Well, I get along with people, but if I need to, I can go toe to toe
with
>> anyone. I'll be there. Thanks again.'
>> 'More'n likely gonna be some wild sex, too,'
>> 'Now that's really not a problem,' says Switchback, warming to the idea.
>> I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.' 'By the
way,
>> what should I wear?'
>> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
>> _______________________________________________
>> Pct-L mailing list
>> Pct-L at backcountry.net
>> To unsubcribe, or change options visit:
>> http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l
>>
>> List Archives:
>> http://mailman.backcountry.net/pipermail/pct-l/
>>
> _______________________________________________
> Pct-L mailing list
> Pct-L at backcountry.net
> To unsubcribe, or change options visit:
> http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l
>
> List Archives:
> http://mailman.backcountry.net/pipermail/pct-l/