[pct-l] Chaos On The PCT

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howdy, new to the list.  want to attend the Kick Off.  a dumb question for all.  what is the date for the KO.  i will not be doing a thru hike.  but will hike until time to get off the trail as i need to be in Colorado on June 25.  planing to hike the JMT late July.
thanks,
chris rios, ridgecrest, ca.





-----Original Message-----
From: Melanie Clarke <melaniekclarke at gmail.com>
To: Tow, Doug <DTow at americanriverbank.com>
Cc: PCT L <pct-l at backcountry.net>
Sent: Tue, Mar 1, 2011 4:21 pm
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Chaos On The PCT


I enjoyed this as well!  I've enjoyed the comedy and amused by the
personalities on the PCT-L.

This is my first Kick Off.  How rowdy do these things get?  I mean, this
will be a classier event than Burning Man right?  I've never been to Burning
Man but my neighbor has and I hear the stories...

Melanie

On Tue, Mar 1, 2011 at 5:42 PM, Tow, Doug <DTow at americanriverbank.com>wrote:

> PCT PARTICIPANT PANIC OFFICIALLY SETS IN
>
> Western United States - With the arrival of March, the low fever of a
> few has developed into a full-blown panic of hundreds, as hikers
> anticipate and prepare for their Pacific Crest Trail departure.  Rumors
> abound of grown men and women sleeping on the floor, walking in the
> freezing rain, and packing and repacking their gear.
>
> Homeland security has gone to alert Orange in response to email chatter
> about "resupply buckets," "bounce boxes," and, most alarming of all, the
> best way to "protect my pack" at airport check-in.  In an attempt not to
> alert authorities, suspects are advising their adherents to avoid flying
> with Bic lighters, hexamine tablets, and isobutane.  There appears to be
> an indecipherable code in use nicknamed
> ADZPCTKOMYGODMYPACKCANTWEIGHSEVENTEENFRIGGINPOUNDSOMGOMGOMG.
>
> Paranormal activity is on the rise as well.  Incredible stories of
> "angels" and "beautiful oases in the desert" and feet spontaneously
> growing as much as 2 1/2 sizes are rampant.
>
> "I don't know what's going on," commented San Diego grocery store owner
> Sal Fishburn, "but I got these wild-eyed people asking how long my
> tortillas stay fresh.  How should I know?  Don't folks just buy them and
> eat them?  Then, those loonies see how many of them they can stuff in
> this big blue plastic keg thingie.  Geez!"
>
> Shroomer, Steel-Eye, and Halfmile, whose real names are being withheld
> pending notification of next of kin, have made valiant attempts to calm
> raw nerves, to no avail.
>
> byline Doug Tow
>
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