[pct-l] PCT/Hiking jokes

[Kevin Cook]

I know my response will change in 4 or 5 months, but the thought of all that
food makes me queasy right now! Seriously, could a hiker eat THAT much in
one sitting?!?!

On Thu, Feb 24, 2011 at 9:21 AM, CHUCK CHELIN <steeleye at wildblue.net> wrote:

> Thru-hikers Daisy Mae and ‘Lil Abner hit town for resupply and,
> predictably,
> their first stop was at Ye Olde Family Restaurant.  After seating them, the
> server asked, “What’ll it be for you folks today?”
>
>
>
> ‘Lil Abner replied, “First bring a pitcher of beer and two orders of those
> hot wings.  Then, bring two of the roast beef dinner specials, with lots of
> extra bread and butter.  With one dinner, bring a Chef’s Salad just
> smothered with Ranch Dressing and, with the other, bring a big bowl of the
> bean and bacon soup with extra crackers.  To drink, bring two of the
> super-size, extra thick milkshakes – one strawberry and one chocolate.  For
> desert, make it a big square of that triple-fudge chocolate cake totally
> covered with whipped cream and a slice of the pecan pie with two scoops of
> vanilla.”
>
>
> The server thanked them and turned to leave when ‘Lil Abner said, “Hey,
> wait
> a minute.  You haven’t gotten her order yet!”
>
>
> On Wed, Feb 23, 2011 at 11:36 PM, Austin Williams <
> austinwilliams123 at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Okay, so anyone who's viseted planyourhike.com is probably aware that I
> > LOVE
> > collecting things PCT related (like books, movies, resupply points,
> > websites, etc).  But I relized just now (thanks to a fantastic bottle of
> > shiraz) that I haven't collected any PCT/hiking related JOKES!!!!
> >
> > So please, please.... if you have any pct/hiking/backcountry realted
> jokes
> > don't hold out any longer.
> >
> > Please share.  Thank you in advance!!!
> >
> > Austin Williams
> >
> > www.PlanYourHike.com <http://www.planyourhike.com/>
> > Info on PCT gear, resupply points, maps, movies, etc.
> >
> > "*Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
> > fruit salad.*"
> > -Proverb
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