[pct-l] Patti is a good old gal....a real hot pistol

Reinhold Metzger reinholdmetzger at cox.net
Sat Feb 19 18:52:44 CST 2011


Patti is a "Good old Gal"....a "Powder Keg".....a real "Hot Pistol".

It has been said that "patti" was devoured by a massive brown bear which 
was lured into her camp site by an empty bag of Doritos which patti 
purposely left out to attract bears into her campsite because she 
thought it would be so cool and romantic to see a bear.
Then, magically, patti reappeared....some say she was reincarnated.

To verify the truth of what I have just said you need only read the 
below posts regarding that tragic incident and glorious miracle.

The Reverend Reinhold
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On 1/9/2010 2:53 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Patti,
> It is so good to know that you are back again and that your 
> reincarnation has been complete, even if in a slightly altered form.
> Because, as I stated during your eulogy in February of 2009,  to us 
> you will always be "Peppermint Patti"..."a real hot pistol".
>
> The Reverend Reinhold
> --------------------------------------
> Patti wrote:
> Y'all so silly!......I miss chatting with you.....................
> --------------------------------------
> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> DEARLY BELOVED, WHO ARE GATHERED HERE IN GRIEVE TO MOURN THE EARLY 
>> DEMISE OF OUR BELOVED PATTIE!
>>
>> Pattie was a good old gal, a mere flower in full bloom, when she was 
>> taken from us.
>> Pattie will be truly missed by all of us on the list
>>
>> We thank ye Lord for her reincarnation, even if in a slightly altered 
>> form, for to us,Pattie, even
>> in her altered form, will alway be "Peppermint Pattie", a real hot 
>> pistol, a powder keg, every school boys dream.
>>
>> P.S....Apparently Pattie was to much to stomach for the bear.
>>
>>
>> The Reverend Reinhold
>> ------------------------------
>>
>> I heard a memorial won't be necessary.  Apparently the bear just 
>> up-chucked,
>> having learned -- much to his consternation -- that you can't keep a 
>> good
>> woman down.
>>
>> Steel-Eye
>> -------------------------------------
>> On Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 12:49 PM, Wes Rose <wb104475 at sbcglobal.net 
>> <http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l>> wrote:
>>
>>> / Headline:Young woman hiking the Pacific Crack Trail lands ends 
>>> travels in
>> />/ rehab
>> />/ - after being cited by Park Rangers for excessive drooling, but 
>> just before
>> />/ her arrest she was
>> />/ suddenly and unexpectedly devoured by a massive brown bear, which 
>> was lured
>> />/ into her camp
>> />/ by an empty bag of doritos... she'll be eulogized by the Rev. 
>> Reinhold
>> />/ Metzger online...
>> />/
>> />/ ----------------------------------------
>> />/
>> />/ ----- Original Message ----- From: "patti kulesz" <peprmintpati88 at
>> />/ yahoo.com>
>> />/ To: "dicentra" <dicentragirl at yahoo.com>Cc: <pct-l at 
>> backcountry.net>
>> />/ Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 9:55 PM
>> />/ Subject: Re: [pct-l] Powdered Foods - Was Resupply
>> />/
>> />/ OMG I love u! thanx for telling me about the powdered coconut creme
>> />/ milk...coconut milk and surry are like
>> />/ crack to me...I'm drooling now...hehehepatti
>> />/ ---------------------------------------------------
>> />/ pct-l] Anyone have bear or mountain lion stories?Reinhold Metzger
>> />/ reinholdmetzger at cox.net Wed Feb 25 23:44:15 CST 2009> Pattie,
>> />/ > You seem to think that having a bear visit your camp site is 
>> going to
>> />/ > be sooo romantic and exiting  and you want to attract them to your
>> />/ > camp site for the experience.
>> />/ > Pattie, as any Sierra veteran can tell you, a bear visiting 
>> your camp
>> />/ > site is not necesarily going to be a romantic and exiting
>> />/ > experience......it could be a real nightmare and I would strongly
>> />/ > encourage you to do any thing you can to avoid such encounters 
>> instead
>> />/ > of inviting bears to your camp site.
>> />/ >
>> />/ > JMT Reinhold
>> />/ > A Sierra veteran with many bear stories to tell
>> />/ > ----------------------------------------------
>> />/ > Pattie wrote:
>> />/ >> oo bad bad bad...u can make the critters sick that way...but 
>> maybe,
>> />/ >> since I haven't had a sighting yet, I can just leave the empty 
>> bag on
>> />/ >> the table...woohoo! thanx for the idea Fuzz hehehe
>> />/ >>
>> />/ >> patti
>> />/
>> /
>>
>>
>
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