[pct-l] Outrageous Marketing Ploy

[Scott Williams]

You're on for the hiker auction.  One bottle of gin-u-wine, Muir dirt, Muir
water, Muir air, if I can catch any, and one bottle of gin-u-wine Muir wine.
 Should bring in a fortune, and as for the taxes etc. hell I'm just hiker
trash, they ain't nothin' ta git.

Now for all that spurious talk from Zinger.  Who you gonna believe, a guy
who's named after a joke, or a person whose name reflects some real part of
PCT flora, like the stuff growing between your toes by the second week.
 Ranger Dan was deeply offended only because he usually does a lecture on
Muir the capitalist and his ranch days, and felt he could go into the more
important side of Muir who changed our world with his writing.  But no, you
couldn't leave it alone, had to bring in the dirty capitalist side anyway!
 Humph!  Last time I bring you in there sober.  Next time it will only be
after a bottle or two of Muir Wine to soften you up... And everybody saw
those choke chain marks!

Shroomer