[pct-l] Outrageous Marketing Ploy

[Kolby Kirk]

I can breath easy knowing you are bringing dehydrated water to the KO,
Switchback!

On Friday, April 22, 2011,  <hiker97 at aol.com> wrote:
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> Yes, once again the Pirate's Roost-Lair will be in business at campsite #22.
> I will arrive from Warner Springs Resort on Friday morning.  Outstanding
> services will be provided with my world famous 150% money back guarantee.  This
> is a Kickoff special.  I you are not totally satisfied with any product or service
> from the Pirate's Lair, your money will be cheerfully refunded.  No questions asked.
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> --- Tyvek ground cloths
> --- One ounce hands-free umbrella holders
> --- Florescent painted shelter stakes
> --- Hiker humor and jokes
> --- SuperSecret of Backpacking seminar on Friday at 2:30 PM
> --- Gear weighing
> --- Meet Big Stinky and Little Stinky the Trail Skunks, the Lair mascots
> --- Snacks and treats
> --- Dehydrated water and trail snow cones
> --- Beautiful First Mates to serve customers
> --- Pirate tattoos
> --- Etc., etc., etc.
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> The secret word to enter the Lair area is "Jack Daniel's".
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> Your obedient servant.
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> Switchback the Trail Pirate
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