[pct-l] Public Announcement and Marketing Ploy - Pirate's Roost

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, once again your humble and intrepid PCT backpacker, Switchback, will be offering outstanding services at the world famous Pirate's Roost at campsite #22 at the April 29 Kickoff.

--- paint your shelter stakes florescent orange, so you do not lose them
--- weigh your gear
--- limited quantities of Switchback's World Famous One Ounce Hands-free Umbrella Holders
--- Super funny hiker humor notebook
--- Snacks 
--- Friday 2:30 PM seminar - SuperSecrets of Backpacking
--- Stories about trial exploits and other lies
--- The official Kickoff Hiker Box of excess gear, bring yours to contribute to others
--- Pet Reinhold on the head if he is around and not biting
--- Meet Stinky the Skunk, the Roost mascot
--- Etc., etc., etc., etc.

This year I am offering a super 150% money back guarantee for any products and services.  This is a Switchback exclusive.  No where will you find such an offer in backpackerdom.  Just another unselfish and legitiment offer by yours truely.

Warning: To enter the Roost area you must say the super secret code worlds "Jack Daniel's."  This is to reduce the chances of Female Terminator Leadership Types infiltrating the scared Roost grounds.  These are the T-1000 liquid metal models who can transform themselves into anything organic they touch.  So. for example, they might look like a nice innocent female backpacker, but are really diabolical.  The Cougar variant is especially dangerous.

Your obedient and devoted servant.

Switchback the Trail Pirate