[pct-l] Early Mountain Men..and treating women right

[Reinhold Metzger]

Yes Melanie,
I did git her a new mop....I even got her a new broom for her 68th 
birthday....one of those modern push brooms....the one I got her 20 
years ago was kind of worn out.
She already has a scrub board....I gave it to her as a wedding present 
43 years ago.
I even installed a bathtub in the backyard....all she has to do is pour 
a few buckets of water into the tub.
She likes that much better than me hosing her down with the water hose.

Now  take Switchback, he makes poor, long suffering Mrs. Switchback cut 
the grass with scissors and
aerate the lawn by walking on the grass in combat boots with crampons.
I bought Karen (my wife) a push mower and a drum push aerator.
So you see, I do treat my women right........much better than Switchback 
treats poor, long suffering
Mrs. Switchback.

Melanie and dear Hummel,  if I will have to spend the rest of my life in 
a dog house please make sure
it is big enough for me and my wife.
I need someone to cook for me, wash my cloth and scratch my back where I 
cant reach.

I  JUST  CAN'T  BARE  THE  THOUGHT  OF  LIFE  WITHOUT  A  WOMAN.

JMT Reinhold
The one who treats his women right
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  Bighummel at aol.com wrote:
>
> I'll check on him once in a while and give him a good swift kick if he 
> barks at the neighbors too much.
>
> /Greg Hummel/
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> Melanie Clarke writes;
>
> Dear Hummel,
>
> Reinhold will now be spending the rest of his time-out in the DOG 
> HOUSE!!!
>
> Let me guess, he also bought his wife a nice mop so she doesn't have 
> to get down on her hands and knees to scrub the floor.  He bought a 
> scrub board so she doesn't have to pound the clothes on rocks 
> anymore.  Instead of underwear, he so generously gives his wife a comb 
> to "tidy herself" in case her skirt flies up...
>
> Please train Reinhold to use the dog run and make sure his collar is 
> nice and tight so he can't slip out.  Check on him once in a while to 
> fill his food bowl and make sure he has enough water.
>
> Melanie
>