[pct-l] toilet paper

[Dan Africk]

I've discussed my method of TP disposal previously(do a search for 'ninja
poop'). However my favorite method of all is what I call 'the Buddha poop'.
It is a poop so immaculate that no wiping is required. It depends on a high
fiber diet, a good squatting position, and luck. It's always a pleasant
surprise when you have one. You can tell when you've had a buddha poop, but
I usually make a small confirmation wipe just to be sure.