[pct-l] Final Shameless Bandwidth Hogging Marketing Ploy

[hiker97 at aol.com]

I have been packing my gear for the Kickoff's Pirates Lair at site #22.  Here is a reminder of the fantastic goodies at the Pirate's Lair:

--- get your shelter stakes painted florescent orange, so you do not lose them
--- get foam tubing for your one ounce handsfree umbrella holder - limited quantities
--- hiker snacks
--- advice and Super-Secrets of Backpacking flyer
--- gear weighing to one tenth of an ounce
--- a tsunami of super funny hiker jokes and trail humor notebook
--- pirate tatoos
--- meet in person the PCT-L on the Moderator's Watch List pirate - get your picture taken too
--- optional Super-Secrets seminar Saturday morning
--- other surprises

Switchback is the only one who offers you the world famous 120% money back guarantee for all products and services.  See you soon.

Faithfully, your obedient servant.

Switchback the Trail Pirate
Class of 2013