[pct-l] Trail Humor - Rating Trailtown Women

[carol bruno]

Well, of course, that's what I was thinking!  cq

--- On Mon, 4/12/10, hiker97 at aol.com <hiker97 at aol.com> wrote:

From: hiker97 at aol.com <hiker97 at aol.com>
Subject: Trail Humor - Rating Trailtown Women
To: pct-l at backcountry.net
Date: Monday, April 12, 2010, 1:53 PM


One day a bunch of male PCT hikers were having some cold brews and hot pizza at the local trailtown saloon.  As happens in these situations, their conversation turned to the many women in the saloon dancing and socializing with the other bros. 


  


Soon Trail Dust and her hiking partner, Song Bird, walk in and sit down near the hikers.  They order some salads and chips and dip.  They soon are into some sisterhood conversations. 


  


The male hikers are now commenting on the women and who had the best figures and prettiest smiles.  They pick out the ones who they would like to hike with on the trail. 


  


Finally, they get around to rating the women.  The conversation turns to who has the best rear ends. 


  


Grizzly says, "I have heard that 30% of women think their a-- is too fat."


  


YoYo responds, "Well, that may be true, but I have heard that 10% think their a— is too skinny."


  


Finally, Trail Dust can take it no longer.  She gets into her anti-Neanderthal mode. 


  


"Excuse me gentlemen.  I could not help overhearing your conversations.  Let me say that you are probably right about the 30% and the 10%.  Congratulations, that is very insightful."


  




"But the remaining 60% say they do not care.  They love him anyway and they wouldn’t trade him in for the world."



Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, cough, cough.   


  


Switchback comes through again with a super funny zinger.  Kickoff site #22 will be a continual laugh fest.  Burp!  Pardon.  


  


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha …………………………………….