[pct-l] Trail Humor

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our intrepid trail hero, Grizzly, decided to go down to the local trailtown saloon and have a few with his trail bros.
 
After he sits down the conversation turns to problems with their better-halfs.
 
As Grizzly looks down at his brew, he says, "How many men does it take to open a beer anyway?"
 
Switchback replies, "None.  It should be open when she brings it."
 
"Say, How do you fix a woman's watch?"
 
Gorp responds, "You don't.  There is a clock on the oven."
 
Old Geezer observes, "I married Miss Right.  I just did not know her first name was Always.  I have not spoken to her in 18 months because I did not want to interrupt her."

 Trail Stomper joins in.  "Well, my misses and I had a fight last night.  She asked me what was on TV and I said dust." 
  
Unsupported says, "Do you know why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?  Because a woman who cannot even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

Grizzly states, "Hold on.  I think we are being Male Chauvinist Pigs.  Say, what is worse than that?"

Switchback replies, "A woman that won't do what she's told."
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