[pct-l] Trail Humor - From You Know Who

[hiker97 at aol.com]

An old PCT seasoned backpacker sits down in a diner and orders a cup of coffee at a trail-town stop in Bishop, CA.  As he sips his coffee, some beautiful local women sit down at the next table.

One of them turns to him and asks, "Are you a real backpacker??"

He replies, "Well, I spent most of my time, since my youth hiking. I have done the Triple Crown and America Discovery Trail across the U.S. I am now thru-hiking the John Muir Trail for the 20th time. So, I guess you could say I am hiker trash. And proud of it."

She says, "Wow!! We are impressed!!" 

"Well, we are lesbians!  We spend all our time thinking about beautiful women. As soon as we get up in the morning, we think about women. For example, when I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. Seems like just about everything makes us think of women. So, that's why we are lesbians."

The old hiker replies, "Well, to each their own. It‘s a free country."

A little while later the women get up to leave and say good-by to the hiker.

Later, some other hikers wander into the diner.
 
As they sit down next to his table and one of them says, "Say bro, are you 
a real backpacker?"


The old hiker replies, "Well, I thought I was but I just learned that I'm a lesbian."