[pct-l] How to get your "Trail Chickens"

[Reinhold Metzger]

Armanda,
You are not the only one wondering how to get your "Trail Chickens".
I have been overwhelmed with inquiries.
To order your trail ready chickens contact Ground Pounder Bill.
In 2006, when I was contemplating marketing this "Chickens on a Leash" 
concept, Ground Pounder Bill was going to be the
chicken trainer to get the chickens trail ready.
The chickens need to be disciplined and march in a single file.....you 
know, military style.
Ground Pounder Bill is a former Marine....Marines are known for their 
strict discipline.
Ground Pounder Bill trained chickens will march with military precision.

To insure your trail ready Ground Pounder Bill trained chickens will be 
ready in time for the KO place your order with Ground
Pounder Bill immediately and make sure you include at least one rooster 
in your order to insure reproduction so you don't run out of chickens 
before you reach Canada.

JMT Reinhold
UL backpacking inovator
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Ground Pounder Bill wrote:
Are we training chickens this year?
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Armanda  "Shepherd"  wrote:
> Now your thinking!  Wow, what a concept.  If you have a whole flock of 
> them, they would be able to clear the snow ahead of you or act as 
> traction devices for self-arresting.  They could help pull you up 
> those steep passes.  If you breed them with longer, stronger wings, 
> they can help lift your back pack making it ultralight regardless of 
> the base weight or how many consumables you have brought, or maybe 
> they can even carry it for you.
>
> Hovering in place, they can be used instead of tent poles.  Maybe we 
> could design the first flying hammock.  Now that's the way to do the 
> trail!  No walking necessary.  With an attached video camera, you can 
> let your recon chicken fly up above the tree tops to get a clear view 
> of where you are.  Should you happen to get a rip in any of you down 
> clothing or your sleeping bag, you can replace the feathers. 
> This is great!  It would be easy to do too if  I only lived on a 
> farm.  Humm, but living in the city...  perhaps I could go to one of 
> those Santa Maria or Voodoo supply stores.  Here Chickie, Chickie, 
> Chickie.
>
> Shepherd
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