[pct-l] Pork and the PCT

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Unsupported JMT Reinhold writes: I can't wait to thru the PCT with a motorized wheelchair, equipped with positive traction, differential slip and snow tires to get me over the snow covered passes.?Of course it will also be equipped with a small refrigerator (to keep the beer cold), sun canopy, fold out bed, and a USMC?flag fluttering overhead, and enough room for a hiker babe on each side.?Yes, this will be the way to thru the PCT....I mean we earned it Switchback.? All the grubby looking hiker dudes will be so envious of us.?If they smile as we "Zoooommm" by, we toss them a beer, if they frown, we spin our wheels and leave them coughing in the dust.?
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Switchback replies: Yes, there is some merit to your proposal.? I especially like the part about spinning the wheels and dusting the other hikers.? Neat.? I would also like to lay siege of Hiker Heaven.? We will wait until it is full of Herd hikers, then pounce.? We will starve them out.? It will be easy after that to hold them for ransom and sell them back to their loved ones, if they have any.? Otherwise, it off to be sold to the salt mines or galleys.? Either way, we make money and can turn a profit.? Of course, when a 1000 hikers start NoBo and only two show up at the Canadian border, there might be an inquiry.