[pct-l] You know your an old hiker if...

[patti kulesz]

NOOOOOOO I just like gear better than those hot chicks in Victorias secret that are jailbait anyways LOL

patti

--- On Fri, 1/30/09, Phil Newhouse <newhoupa1 at gmail.com> wrote:
From: Phil Newhouse <newhoupa1 at gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [pct-l] You know your an old hiker if...
To: peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com
Cc: pct-l at backcountry.net, herbstroh at charter.net
Date: Friday, January 30, 2009, 4:57 PM

patti,  I guess you are an old timer.

phil
irvine, ca

On Fri, Jan 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM, patti kulesz <peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com> wrote:

HEY! I get more excited about the REI catalogue than the one from Victoria Secret......



patti



--- On Fri, 1/30/09, herbstroh at charter.net <herbstroh at charter.net> wrote:

From: herbstroh at charter.net <herbstroh at charter.net>

Subject: Re: [pct-l] You know your an old hiker if...

To: pct-l at backcountry.net

Date: Friday, January 30, 2009, 3:14 PM



You know you are an old hiker if…



You think "alcohol availability" means you are gonna get tanked at the next

trail town;



The words "pocket rocket" don't mean something that comes in a discreet

mailer, or a light-weight stove, but instead refers to your bottle of

Celebrex.



A critical element in campsite selection is a convenient location for the

morning constitutional.



Your response to "YMMV" is  '? ? ? ?"



You pray that "walker" is always something you are and not something you

need.



You take Viagra on your hiking trips for the sole purpose of not peeing on

your shoes.



"Solar energy" means "I'll get up when the sun hits my tent and not a

minute sooner!"



In a desperate effort to reduce weight on your back you seriously think "is

food really essential on a 5 day hike? After all, I wanted to lose 10

pounds anyway!"



The weight and performance of hiking shorts is secondary to the question of

"do they hide my big fat A?"



Your 10 essentials now include a knee brace, tiger balm, and a cigar.



Other hikers greet you along the trail with "ARE YOU OK???"



You are far more excited at the arrival of the REI catalogue then the

Victoria's Secret catalogue.



"Thru-hiking" is something you mutter to yourself on the last day of every

trip as in "I am too old for this! I am thru hiking!"



When you say "hike your own hike" you mean "I can be just as dumb and

stubborn as you are so let me do it my way in peace"







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