[pct-l] The ultimate thru-hike training program

[Reinhold Metzger]

Robert Freed wrote:....Carrying twenty pounds of beer is good training, 
right..?
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Hey Robert,
Without a doubt hauling 20 lb of beer is great training, and so is the 
couch to refrig. yo-yo, which has totally exhausted me yesterday.
However, after reading a book I have come to the conclusion that sex 3 
times a day  is the ultimate thru-hike training  program. It is a great 
cardiovascular exercise and you never get tired of it, like you do of 
most other exercise programs.
As a matter of fact, you are always looking forward to the next training 
session, which keeps you motivated to stay with the program, to get you 
into top thru-hiker shape.
If your training partner objects, tell her Dr. Reinhold highly 
recommends it.
 
Well so long now, being that it is New Years Day and wanting to get into 
top shape by the Kick-Off, I want to start the New Year right and jump 
on this exiting new training program immediately.

JMT Reinhold
Author...''Sex in the Wilderness''...how to do it on the trail, off the 
trail, in the bushes, in the bivi-sack and 99 other ways.