[pct-l] Powdered Foods - Was Resupply - Was Anyone have bear or mountain lion stories?

[Reinhold Metzger]

Yes Di,
You are so right....some guys on the list ''are'' nuttier than the nuttiest corn nuts and 
fruitier than fruit cake.
Probably the result of to many miles on the trail or to many nights at high altitude, resulting 
in oxygen depreviation, which can cause serious damage to the thinking apparatus.
It's not their fault, it comes with the trail.
You just have to learn to ignore some of the things they say.

JMT Reinhold
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Di wrote:
LMAO!!!!
 
You guys are nuts! I love it. :)
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 <http://www.onepanwonders.com%C2%A0%7E>Reinhold Metzger wrote:

DEARLY BELOVED, WHO ARE GATHERED HERE IN GRIEVE TO MOURN THE EARLY DEMISE OF OUR BELOVED PATTIE!

Pattie was a good old gal, a mere flower in full bloom, when she was taken from us.
Pattie will be truly missed by all of us on the list

We thank ye Lord for her reincarnation, even if in a slightly altered form, for Pattie, even
in her altered form, will alway be pepper mint Pattie, a real hot pistol, a powder keg, every 
school boys dream.
P.S....Apparently Pattie was to much to stomach for the bear.

The Reverend Reinhold
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Steel-Eye wrote:
I heard a memorial won't be necessary.  Apparently the bear just up-chucked,
having learned -- much to his consternation -- that you can't keep a good
woman down.
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/>/ Wes wrote:
/>// Headline:Young woman hiking the Pacific Crack Trail lands ends travels in
//>/ rehab
/>/ - after being cited by Park Rangers for excessive drooling, but just before
/>/ her arrest she was
/>/ suddenly and unexpectedly devoured by a massive brown bear, which was lured
/>/ into her camp
/>/ by an empty bag of doritos... she'll be eulogized by the Rev. Reinhold
/>/ Metzger online...
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/>/ Pattie wrote:
/>/ OMG I love u! thanx for telling me about the powdered coconut creme
/>/ milk...coconut milk and surry are like
/>/ crack to me...I'm drooling now...hehehepatti
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/>/ > Reinhold Metzger wrote:  
/>/ > Pattie,
/>/ > You seem to think that having a bear visit your camp site is going to
/>/ > be sooo romantic and exiting  and you want to attract them to your
/>/ > camp site for the experience.
/>/ > Pattie, as any Sierra veteran can tell you, a bear visiting your camp
/>/ > site is not necesarily going to be a romantic and exiting
/>/ > experience......it could be a real nightmare and I would strongly
/>/ > encourage you to do any thing you can to avoid such encounters instead
/>/ > of inviting bears to your camp site.
/>/ >
/>/ > JMT Reinhold
/>/ > A Sierra veteran with many bear stories to tell
/>/ > ----------------------------------------------
/>/ > Pattie wrote:
/>/ >> oo bad bad bad...u can make the critters sick that way...but maybe,
/>/ >> since I haven't had a sighting yet, I can just leave the empty bag on
/>/ >> the table...woohoo! thanx for the idea Fuzz hehehe
/>/ >>
/>/ >> patti
/>/
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