[pct-l] that trail pirate

[Bill]

That joke, along with lots of good ones, can be found at
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokes/colored_hair.html

Fun to look through them.


-----Original Message-----
From: pct-l-bounces at backcountry.net [mailto:pct-l-bounces at backcountry.net]
On Behalf Of Ken Powers
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 3:19 PM
To: pct-l
Subject: [pct-l] that trail pirate

I met a trail pirate at his favorite Lone Pine restaurant recently  to
discuss a forthcoming PCT hike. While we were eating I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The pirate kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing the pirate, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did
not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'

(reposted from the women's hiker list - with edits)
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