[pct-l] Switchback-Clause

[Nathan Miller]

(to the tune of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town)

You'd better not shout, you'd bettery not cry
You'd bettery not pout, I'm telling you why
Switchback-Clause is coming to town

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He'll find out who's been packing heavy or light
Switchback-Clause is coming to town

He'll raid you at the trailhead
He'll raid you on the pass
He'll sneak right up behing you
So you'd better be haulin' bass (FISHY!)
Switchback-Clause is coming to town

-Brought to you by Nate the Trail Zombie

When you know where the trail goes
It doesn't matter if you're fast or slow