[pct-l] Hairy legs in combat boots

[Randy Forsland]

You two need to get a room...

--- On Sun, 9/14/08, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Subject: [pct-l] Hairy legs in combat boots
To: "Hiker97" <hiker97 at aol.com>
Cc: "Georgi Heitman" <bobbnweav at gmail.com>, pct-l at backcountry.net, carolwbruno at yahoo.com
Date: Sunday, September 14, 2008, 9:42 PM

Ooohhh Switchback,
You look, Ooohhh so lovely in all that silk....I'm so jealous.
May I suggest one minor change to your hiking wardrobe, to make you 
absolutely, positively  irresistible?
Wear combat boots instead of sandals.
Hairy legs in combat boots just absolutely drive women wild....it gets 
their romance motor running.
But you better get your mileage up, because speedy hiker babes like 
yogie and Sue Johnston will run you down and have their way with you.

JMT Reinhold
Hiking Fashion designer
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Hiker97 wrote:
> Unsupported Reinhold writes: That is right Switchback, I am a scuzzy 
> looking Dude on the trail.  I don't wear silk underwear and Designer 
> Showcase hiking wardrobe like some hikers I know.  My hiker wardrobe 
> is the of the finest quality available at Goodwill.  And at .75 cents 
> per shirt & shorts I'm not nervous about rolling around in the
dirt.  
> Besides, dirt is good for you.
> ---------------------------
> Switchback replies: The only thing dirt is good for is getting into 
> your hiker food to give it flavor.  Otherwise, forget it.  I prefer to 
> have a nice hiking wardrobe to look presentable on the trail.  You 
> never know who you will run into out there.  I like to think of myself 
> as a trail fashion plate. 
>  
> Each year I like to color coordinate my hiking wardrobe for the new 
> hiking season and campaign.  I think everyone should do this -- it 
> would be very uncouth and uncivilized not too.  It is just some of us 
> are more successful than others and have a better eye for color 
> coordinating.  Going seasonal gear shopping and comparing fabrics, 
> textures, and colors is one the most fun things in backpacking - 
> something all hardcore backpackers are good at.  You obviously have a 
> problem and a talent deficit and are not receiving in the mail the 
> latest catalogs from all the major gear makers -- you are not on their 
> mailing list.
>  
> To be seen hiking in last year's clothing styles/colors would be 
> embarrassing and a social snafu on the trail.
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