[pct-l] Sierra Expedition

[Hiker97]

Switchback will be leaving Friday for the Eastern Sierras.  Even while we speak, property is being boarded up like a hurricane is coming.  A category 5 hurricane.  They are right.  Nothing but destruction will be left in my wake.

I am headed solo into Lyle Canyon in Yosemite and the PCT.  Indians are sending smoke signal across the Sierras to form up war parties for the attack on Fort Switchback when I set up my campsite.  No problem.  Bears and mountain lions are streaming down from the high country for an assault.  No problem.  Female Terminator Leadership Types (liquid metal advance proto types) are forming up posses to collect the bounty/reward on Switchback's head.  No problem.  Mother Nature is bringing in storm fronts from the Pacific northwest.  No problem.

I just got my prehike pedicure.  I am excited.  I am ready.  Bring it on.

Rocky R. Switchback

PS: The R stands for Rambo.