[pct-l] FW: Pct-l --- Fan Club

[JOHNNY J FARBER]

From: farber51 at msn.comTo: hiker97 at aol.com; pct-l at backcoutry.netSubject: RE: Pct-l --- Fan ClubDate: Wed, 7 May 2008 08:57:26 -0700

Switchback you do not fool me.  I have been set straight by some of the list members about your character.  You are the lowest of the low.  I found out that the fan club was a huge sneaky scam no doubt to steal club due money to finance your motercycle plans.  I confess that I, like many other inocent women, fell victim to dashing good looks and sweet talk.  Curses to you dastardly pirate trash.  FREE (as in free from pirates)


Date: Sun, 4 May 2008 01:51:58 -0700From: hiker97 at aol.comSubject: Re: Pct-l --- Fan ClubTo: pct-l at backcountry.netCC: farber51 at msn.com
 FARBER51 writes: I met Switchback at the kickoff and realized what a truly fine fellow he is.  How many of you are anxious to join?  I probably will have to have a waiting list once word gets out.  Any ideas for president, vice president,and treasurer.  This is just too cool.  We need someone to design our tee shirts with a big picture of Switchback.  We need lots of ideas because this is going to be really big. Send in your name and get fast while there is still time ------- Signed FREE a pirate admirer. 
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Switchback replies: This is not a good idea, even though I appreciate it.  I am getting too good of a reputation.  Those Switchback flyers down at the Kickoff on trail manners undermined my reputation as a Trail  Pirate.  I now realize this was a plot by the Female Terminator Leadership types to do me in.  I now realize how cleaver this well planned out plot was.  There must have been many late night meetings plotting and planning this disinformation campaign.  Sophisticated computer programs were used to analyze metrics, stats, and graphs for maximum negative impact on the Pirate.  I should blow off the goodie-two shoes hybrid car and go back to getting a Harley, so I can properly terrorize the PCT and local trailtowns.  Plus, this will bring the universe back into proper balance.
 


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