[pct-l] S&RM INDUSTRIES - dba ''Bernard Food Industries''

[james8313 at dslextreme.com]

FYI

I have been in contact with the Parent Company of  ''Bernard Food
Industries''
as they will be Moving to a New Corporate Headquarters and Production
facility in the Near Future and I will be furnishing.  My inside contact has
indicated that their R&D is nearly completed on another product that will be
of major interest to the Hiking Community.

After twenty years of reserach they have developed the "Sky Hook." They plan
to placed a beta version in Production once they reach 75% efficiency.  Once
they reach 100% efficency it will have a load weight reduction factor of
75% - Thus a 40 pound Pack will feel like 10 pounds - Beta version 12.5 lbs.

Although development in not complete they have a working model that is
functional at 20% but they believe it will reach 75% of Goal by the end of
2008 and 100% by mid 2009.

My insider indicated that they had to develop ''Bernard'' Dehydrated water
additive
because for some unexplained reason the "Sky Hook" does not work on Liquids.

This is a Pivately Held Company so sorry no insider Stock is available.

Sir James
Section D/E Trail Angel

Message: 3
Date: Sat, 03 May 2008 10:36:19 -0700
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Subject: [pct-l] Break through hiker news
To: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>, PCT
        <pct-l at backcountry.net>,        Hiker97 <hiker97 at aol.com>, Al Shaver
        <alshaver2000 at yahoo.com>,         "Sorensen, Aaron BM1"
        <Aaron.W.Sorensen at uscg.mil>, michael.popov at yahoo.com
Message-ID: <481CA293.7070107 at cox.net>
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Yes Switchback,
Can you imagine the impact this will have on the UL long distance hiking
community?
Just imagine....8 ounces of  ''Bernard''  dehydrated water additive
making 1 gallon of dehydrated water.
Not only that, but it can be put to many other uses.

THIS  IS  DYNAMITE !!!!!!

We must apply for the distributor rights for all of California immediately.
Yes, money will be rolling our way.....I think I will order all new UL
hiking  gear today.
Switchback, with all new  UL  hiking gear, ''Bernard'' dehydrated water
and chickens on a leash, you will be so light, Mt. Whitney will not be a
problem and you may even want to go for the Unsupported JMT record.

Yes, happy days are here again.

JMT Reinhold
Your excited trail companion

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Switchback responds:
Yes, I must admit this is vindication....we are owed many apologies....I
am really excited anticipating all the praises and awards that are
coming our way.....

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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> To  my long distance hiking buddies, and all other social misfits:
>
> I want to share with you break through news I just received from my
> buddy, mountaineering and speed hiking legend Al Shaver, which
> demonstrates undeniable proof that  ''DEHYDRATED WATER'',  as promoted
> in the past by Switchback and Reinhold is not a myth, but a reality.
> Available from   ''Bernard Food Industries'',  it is Gluten free,
> Trans Fat and Saturated Fat free.
>
>