[pct-l] ''MEXICAN WATER''

[Reinhold Metzger]

Wheeew,
I always behave myself.
I never had any complaints from the girls about my behavior.....it's the 
guys and the mothers that I always had trouble with.
For some reason they always thought I was a bad influence on their girl 
friends and daughters....I never could understand why.
OK, alright..... maybe I did steal a girl friend or two and maybe I did 
run of with a wife or two, but that does not mean I did not behave 
myself....does it?

JMT Reinhold
The shy one

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G. Lowe aka Wheeew wrote:
> Yes, we KNOW Reinhold.........your reputation has preceded you!!!!
>
> Behave yourself!  ESPECIALLY at the KO......but now too!
>
> Wheeew
>
> */Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>/* wrote:
>
>     Wheeew,
>     I don't care I LIKE THEM ALL !!!......especially after being on the
>     trail so long.
>
>     JMT Reinhold
>     So pour me another Tequila.......M A R I A !!!!!
>
>     -----------------------------------------------------
>
>     Wheeew wrote:
>
>     You will wind up in Miami with a bunch of Jewish women !!!
>
>     ----------------------------------------------------Tortoise wrote:
>
>     I'll take 20 gallon......................
>
>     ------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>     Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>     > Jordan, you got it !!!
>     > Not only can you wind up in Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds,
>     > but you will be yodeling and singing and shouting Ohhlee, all
>     the way
>     > to Daytona instead of moaning and groaning all the way to Canada
>     with
>     > Switchbacks inferior, discontinued, phase I dehydrated water.
>     >
>     > Thank you Switchback, for endorsing MEXICAN WATER.....I new you
>     > would see the advantages of MEXICAN WATER over plain phase I
>     > dehydrated water.
>     >
>     > JMT Reinhold.....Ohhlee!!!
>     >
>     > ------------------------------------------------
>     >
>     > Jordan wrote:
>     > So let me get this straight, I can lighten up my pack and wind
>     up in
>     > Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds on spring break?
>     >
>     > I'M SOLD
>     >
>     > ------------------------------------------------------------
>     >
>     >
>     > Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>     >> Don't believe a thing Switchback is saying, he is a admitted
>     >> scoundrel and sacker of innocent hikers.
>     >> He will rob and steal from hikers for the pure enjoyment of
>     stealing
>     >> and robing.
>     >> He will promise you everything but deliver nothing.
>     >> He always demands up front payment and then fails to deliver
>     the goods.
>     >>
>     >> JMT Reinhold is the only authorized distributor of dehydrated
>     water
>     >> and Phase II MEXICAN WATER and he alone can deliver the goods.
>     >> Switchback is only after your money.
>     >> He will take your money and run, for he has nothing to deliver.
>     >>
>     >> Place your order for MEXICAN WATER now, with JMT Reinhold, to
>     assure
>     >> delivery in time for the KO and make your thru hike a truly
>     pleasant
>     >> adventure.
>     >>
>     >> JMT Reinhold
>     >> Authorized distributor of Mexican Water
>     >>
>     >> --------------------------------------------
>     >>
>     >>
>     >> Switchback wrote:
>     >>
>     >> Mine is proven and has been demonstrated in front of hundreds of
>     >> hikers........
>     >> Thru hikers may now safely plan NOT to carry any heavy water on
>     >> their thru hike.
>     >> I can make your hiking water safely disappear into thin air--no
>     >> weight, no bother, no filtering, no water cashes, no overloaded
>     packs.
>     >>
>     >> -------------------------------------------------
>     >>
>     >> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>     >>> Hi gang,
>     >>> I'm back....by popular demand, for a limited time only....to warn
>     >>> you of a Switchback trick to scam $1,400 from the KO
>     organizers with
>     >>> his promise to demo dehydrated water at the KO, like he tried a
>     >>> couple years ago.....do not be fooled by that scoundrel.
>     >>>
>     >>> First of all, there is nothing new about dehydrated water....JMT
>     >>> Reinhold invented dehydrated water some time ago.
>     >>> Second......I have since invented Phase II Dehydrated Water
>     called
>     >>> ''MEXICAN WATER.''
>     >>> MEXICAN WATER is far superior to plain dehydrated water and comes
>     >>> in 3 refreshing flavors.....Margarita, Tequila and Montezuma's
>     >>> Revenge.
>     >>> Just add water and you have instant, refreshing, thirst quenching
>     >>> MEXICAN WATER vs Switchback's plain, stale dehydrated water.
>     >>> Also, MEXICAN WATER is calorie fortified vs none in plain
>     >>> dehydrated water
>     >>> Therefore, since a hiker can satisfy his calorie needs by
>     drinking
>     >>> lots of MEXICAN WATER, he can lighten his pack weight by
>     >>> eliminating most or all his food and at the same time greatly
>     >>> reduce the risk of dehydration.
>     >>>
>     >>> Yes, MEXICAN WATER is truly a hikers dream come true.
>     >>>
>     >>> It also has been reported that hikers who drink MEXICAN WATER
>     >>> appear to be happier campers, singing and yodeling while
>     hiking and
>     >>> shouting ''Ohhlee'' till the whee hours in the morning.
>     >>>
>     >>> Due to high demand place your order for MEXICAN WATER
>     >>> immediately, to assure delivery in time for the KO.
>     >>>
>     >>> REMEMBER.....Switchback is not an authorized
>     distributor.....place
>     >>> all your orders through JMT Reinhold to assure authentic MEXICAN
>     >>> WATER.
>     >>>
>     >>> JMT Reinhold
>     >>> Authorized distributor of MEXICAN WATER.......Ohhlee !!!
>     >>>
>     >>>
>     >>>
>     >>>>
>     >>>
>     >>>
>     >>
>     >>
>     >
>     >
>
>
>
>
> -Wheeew-
> www.trailjournals.com/wheeew/
> ---->MexiCan----> 2008
>
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