[pct-l] Signs You Have Been Backpacking Too Long

[hiker97 at aol.com]

? 1.? You aerate your lawn with your crampons.
? 2.? You begin buying your shoes 2 sizes too large?out of habit.
? 3.? You get mad of having to spend $40 on a pair of Levi's, but don't mind spending $200+ for?a sleeping bag. 
? 4.? Your?hiking gear is?worth more than your car.
? 5.? You give up a decent job so you can hike more.
? 6.? You blow a good marriage so you can hike more.
? 7.? Your body is worn out and you need medical attention, but that would take away from your?hiking time, so you continue to hobble.
? 8.? Your list of names for future?trail hikes?are longer than your list of friends.
? 9.??Your ice axe and snow shoes are made of wood.
10.??You can name all?the PCT trailtown saloons, but cannot remember your significant other's birthday.?

Your pal, Switchback

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