[pct-l] Tips and April Kickoff
Hiker97 at aol.com
Hiker97 at aol.com
Sat Dec 27 23:41:30 CST 2008
Unsupported the Marine Reinhold writes: The only one you absolutely,
positively have to tip is ''SWITCHBACK'' aka ''The Trail Pirate.'' If you don't,
he will plunder you, take all your food & gear and leave you stranded with
nothing but your underwear.
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Switchback replies: Say, this reminds me to do a little marketing and a
commercial about the upcoming April Kickoff at Lake Morena. For those of you who
do not know I have a little seminar each year at the Kickoff. Last year I
had a big crowd. It is the SuperSecrets of Backpacking seminar.
You will learn secrets that only a few backpackers in the world knows about.
It lasts about an hour. Also, at the Pirate's Lair table, you get my
famous 120% money back guarantee. This is a Switchback exclusive - "Where Smart
Shoppers Become Satisfied Customers".
I paint your shelter stakes florescent orange so you do not lose them on
your hike. I weigh gear to one tenth ounce. I will make you Switchback's World
Famous once ounce Hands-free Umbrella Holder. Advice and insights are
liberally given. The Hiker Box might be also located here too. And this year I
will cook for you popcorn on a backpacking stove. And many other hiker
friendly services. This is a must see stop on your rounds at the park.
I thank you.
PS: I will probably stay at Warner Springs Resort for a few days before the
Kickoff to goof off with thru-hikers. We usually meet for a communal dinner
at the dinning room with wine on me.
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