[pct-l] Fuzzy pink camp slippers...was ''Cold on the Trail''

[Reinhold Metzger]

Yes Switchback,
Some folks think there is something wrong with us for doing the things 
we do.

Like Brian once told me....''Reinhold some folks don't understand us, 
they just don't understand the
crazy things we do....but We Crazy Ones we understand each other.''

Rest assured Switchback, ''We Crazy Ones'' are no threat to you, we are 
to much in a hurry fast-packing
the trail.....it's the ''Slack-Packers'' you need to be concerned about, 
the ones that have been on the trail to
long and have time to burn and are looking for some entertainment.
That is right Switchback, watch out for those  ''Slack-Packers''  they 
are your greatest threat.

BTW, motion detectors, lights and pad locks will not be a deterrent to 
a  ''Slack-Packer''  who has been on
the trail to long  and  screaming will do you no good....nobody will be 
there to hear you except the bears.

My advise to you is stop wearing those fuzzy pink camp slippers and the 
silk lingerie and do like I do....buy
your hiking wardrobe at  ''Good Will''  at .50 cents per item, then you 
don't have to hesitate rolling around
in the dirt (dirt is good for you) for fear of ruining your designer 
wardrobe.
The grubbier you look the safer you are from those 
''Slack-Packers''....no ''Slack-Packer'' ever bothers me.

JMT Reinhold
Your grubby trail companion

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hiker97 at aol.com wrote:

Unsupported wrote: Uuuhhhh,.....Switchback you big sexy 
hunk,....Uuuhhh,.....would you like to go on a hike someday?  
Uuuhhh,.......be sure to wear those ''Fuzzy Pink Camp Slippers'' and the 
silk lingerie.
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> Switchback replies: I am now getting scared.  From now on when I go 
> hiking along the PCT, I am pad locking my tent at night.  I think I 
> should put motion detector lights around my campsite too.  I have 
> always suspected that these record setting hikers have some type of 
> disorder to do the things they do.  Now I have confirmation.
>
> Also, tent campers have another reason to use a tent instead of a 
> tarp along the trail.  I might have to put this in my SuperSecrets of 
> Backpacking over at PostHoler.com and Switchback Unchained.
>
> Looking over my shoulder, Switchback the Hunk 
>
>  
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