[pct-l] 10 Good uses for ''Dead Hiker Husbands''

[Tortoise]

Reinhold,

Everyone is getting older -- even a new born baby. The only know cure 
for getting older is death! Frankly, I prefer getting older.

Me, I'd sort of like to be buried like I've heard some native Americans 
and Zoroastrians did -- place my body on a platform in a tree and let 
the buzzards and condors eat my remains and recycle the nutrients.

Likely though I'll end up cremated and my ashes scattered in the Redwoods.

Tortoise

<> He who finishes last, wins! <>



Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> SWITCHBACK,
> You and I, we are getting old.....we are part of the dying hard core
> breed.....an endangered species.  Did you ever wonder what will become of us
> after we pass away?
> Will they bury us, put flowers on our graves and mourn for decades to come
> or will they rejoice   and say good riddance?
> Will they erect a monument to us or engrave on our head stones....here lie
> Switchback and Reinhold....the last of the hard core breed, or will they put
> our bodies to a good use?
>
> For those women that can't let go and want cling to the memories...10  GOOD
> USES  FOR
> DEAD  HIKER  HUSBANDS.
>
>
>  1.   Scratching post for the cat
>  2.   Chin-up bar
>  3.   Punching bag
>  4.   Perfect listener
>  5.   Toilet roll holder
>  6.   Medical emergency speeding ticket alibi
>  7.   Car pool lane second passenger
>  8.   Good stiff diving board
>  9.   Garden scare crow
> 10.  Handy dandy kitchen towel rod
>
> R  I  P
> JMT Reinhold
>
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