[pct-l] 10 Good uses for ''Dead Hiker Husbands''

[Reinhold Metzger]

SWITCHBACK,
You and I, we are getting old.....we are part of the dying hard core
breed.....an endangered species.  Did you ever wonder what will become of us
after we pass away?
Will they bury us, put flowers on our graves and mourn for decades to come
or will they rejoice   and say good riddance?
Will they erect a monument to us or engrave on our head stones....here lie
Switchback and Reinhold....the last of the hard core breed, or will they put
our bodies to a good use?

For those women that can't let go and want cling to the memories...10  GOOD
USES  FOR
DEAD  HIKER  HUSBANDS.


 1.   Scratching post for the cat
 2.   Chin-up bar
 3.   Punching bag
 4.   Perfect listener
 5.   Toilet roll holder
 6.   Medical emergency speeding ticket alibi
 7.   Car pool lane second passenger
 8.   Good stiff diving board
 9.   Garden scare crow
10.  Handy dandy kitchen towel rod

R  I  P
JMT Reinhold