[pct-l] Slippers and Shaved Legs - Trail Safety Alert

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

_vjl_47 at yahoo.com_ (mailto:vjl_47 at yahoo.com)  writes: The bunny  ones or 
monkey?!! 
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Switchback replies: IF I wore pink slippers in camp on the trail, I would  
have the bunny ones and Unsupported Reinhold would have the monkey ones.   Just 
my educated guess.
 
Say, I noticed something about the double knee operation on Friday.   After 
you put on your dressing gown, a nurse comes in to shave your legs.   I have 
never had my legs shaved before.  I do get a monthly pedicure with a  foot peach 
flavor hot wax treatment --- highly recommended.  But this leg  shaving is 
new to me.
 
I did not know how sexy my legs are shaved.  Now I can better relate  to the 
female backpackers and some of their refined grooming  habits.  I am not 
saying that I am going to start leg shaving and  wearing nylons on the trail, but I 
can see how it would cause them to get  excited and not concentrate on their 
hiking duties.
 
So, for trail safety. the general good, and not creating chaos, I will  not 
shave my legs or wear nylons for the 2008 hiking season and  campaign. 
 
I thank you for your attention for this trail safety alert and public  
service announcement.
 
Switchback the Trail Scalawag




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