[pct-l] New Trail Gear - The JMT mobile hiker

[Reinhold Metzger]

Thanks for the warning,
I will now also equip the JMT Mobile with a 3.5 rocket launcher 
(bazooka)  and blast anybody that even just thinks about stealing my beer.
Remember you are dealing with the deadliest gunner in Viet Nam.
I  don't share my beer or women with anybody....so don't even try.

JMT Reinhold
The gunner

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Tortoise wrote:
> I know the thru hikers as well as us section hikers are a resourceful 
> lot. especially when there's beer to be had far from the trailhead.
>
> There's only one of you, even if you are a Marine. And there are lots 
> of us including some Marines.
>
> Tortoise
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> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> TORTOISE,
>> No problem....the JMT Mobile will be equipped with spare tires and 
>> pump and the refrigerator with the beer will be pad locked.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> Your cruising trail companion
>>
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>> Tortoise wrote:
>>> And one of us will sneak up and let the air out of your tires when 
>>> you are miles from the nearest road.
>>>
>>> Then since AAA won't come to rescue you and you will be so out of 
>>> shape from all that riding, you'll suffer straggling back.  
>>> Meanwhile other hikers will assist you by drinking all your beer and 
>>> eating all your food.
>>>
>>> Reinhold, I think you had better think some more about this plan.
>>>
>>> Tortoise
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>>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>>> You guys can drag the M.U.L.E.down the trail if you want, not 
>>>> me.....I'm going in luxury.....in the JMT mobile hiker, a  
>>>> motorized 4 wheel drive wheelchair equipped  with snow tires, 
>>>> positive traction, speed control, auto-pilot, shade canopy, refrig. 
>>>> and fold out love seat.
>>>>
>>>> All the good looking hiker chicks will be standing with their 
>>>> thumbs out, when they see me coming down the trail, hoping I will 
>>>> stop and give them a ride  (we need more good looking hiker chicks 
>>>> on the trail....heaven knows we have enough homely looking hiker 
>>>> dudes on the trail).
>>>>
>>>> I will be the envy of all the guys, zooming down the trail, 2-3 
>>>> chicks by my side, guzzling beer and munching Snicker bars  while 
>>>> the rest of the guys will be struggling up the  hills, hot & 
>>>> sweaty, sucking wind  and begging for water
>>>> If you smile as I zoom by, I will toss you a beer, if you  don't 
>>>> smile  I will spin  my wheels and leave you in a cloud dust.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, I am so exited about this I can barely wait till kick-off.
>>>>
>>>> JMT Reinhold
>>>> The ruffing in luxury  adventurer
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>>>>
>>>> SWITCHBACK WROTE:..........T he  M.U.L.E.   will be for some of the 
>>>> senior folks............
>>>>
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>>>> TORTOISE WROTE................I'm waiting for you to give it a good 
>>>> field test............
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>>>>
>>>> JIM WROTE.........................you could just take a real mule 
>>>> instead.............................
>>>>
>>>> G L WROTE........................I was happy to get the information 
>>>> re: The M.U.L.E....most interesting
>>>>
>>>>
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