[pct-l] New Trail Gear - The JMT mobile hiker

[Tortoise]

And one of us will sneak up and let the air out of your 
tires when you are miles from the nearest road.

Then since AAA won't come to rescue you and you will be so 
out of shape from all that riding, you'll suffer straggling 
back.  Meanwhile other hikers will assist you by drinking 
all your beer and eating all your food.

Reinhold, I think you had better think some more about this 
plan.


Tortoise

<> He who finishes last, wins! <>


Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> You guys can drag the M.U.L.E.down the trail if you want, not me.....I'm 
> going in luxury.....in the JMT mobile hiker, a  motorized 4 wheel drive 
> wheelchair equipped  with snow tires, positive traction, speed control, 
> auto-pilot, shade canopy, refrig. and fold out love seat.
> 
> All the good looking hiker chicks will be standing with their thumbs 
> out, when they see me coming down the trail, hoping I will stop and give 
> them a ride  (we need more good looking hiker chicks on the 
> trail....heaven knows we have enough homely looking hiker dudes on the 
> trail).
> 
> I will be the envy of all the guys, zooming down the trail, 2-3 chicks 
> by my side, guzzling beer and munching Snicker bars  while the rest of 
> the guys will be struggling up the  hills, hot & sweaty, sucking wind  
> and begging for water
> If you smile as I zoom by, I will toss you a beer, if you  don't smile  
> I will spin  my wheels and leave you in a cloud dust.
> 
> Yes, I am so exited about this I can barely wait till kick-off.
> 
> JMT Reinhold
> The ruffing in luxury  adventurer
> 
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> 
> SWITCHBACK WROTE:..........T he  M.U.L.E.   will be for some of the 
> senior folks............
> 
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> 
> TORTOISE WROTE................I'm waiting for you to give it a good 
> field test............
> 
> ----------------------------------------
> 
> JIM WROTE.........................you could just take a real mule 
> instead.............................
> 
> G L WROTE........................I was happy to get the information re: 
> The M.U.L.E....most interesting
> 
> 
> 
> 
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