[pct-l] New Trail Gear - The JMT mobile hiker

[Reinhold Metzger]

You guys can drag the M.U.L.E.down the trail if you want, not me.....I'm 
going in luxury.....in the JMT mobile hiker, a  motorized 4 wheel drive 
wheelchair equipped  with snow tires, positive traction, speed control, 
auto-pilot, shade canopy, refrig. and fold out love seat.

All the good looking hiker chicks will be standing with their thumbs 
out, when they see me coming down the trail, hoping I will stop and give 
them a ride  (we need more good looking hiker chicks on the 
trail....heaven knows we have enough homely looking hiker dudes on the 
trail).

I will be the envy of all the guys, zooming down the trail, 2-3 chicks 
by my side, guzzling beer and munching Snicker bars  while the rest of 
the guys will be struggling up the  hills, hot & sweaty, sucking wind  
and begging for water
If you smile as I zoom by, I will toss you a beer, if you  don't smile  
I will spin  my wheels and leave you in a cloud dust.

Yes, I am so exited about this I can barely wait till kick-off.

JMT Reinhold
The ruffing in luxury  adventurer

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SWITCHBACK WROTE:..........T he  M.U.L.E.   will be for some of the 
senior folks............

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TORTOISE WROTE................I'm waiting for you to give it a good 
field test............

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JIM WROTE.........................you could just take a real mule 
instead.............................

G L WROTE........................I was happy to get the information re: 
The M.U.L.E....most interesting