[pct-l] Moronic Hiking Disorders & JMT Fever

[Greg Kesselring]

Reinhold,

Well as long as you keep calling me GREGG instead of GREG, I will start 
to think that moronic disorder is gaining the upper hand.  On the other 
hand, someone who hikes the JMT every year--well, that person I might be 
able to cut a little slack.  maybe...  just maybe...

--not GREGG

Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> GREGG,
> Thank you for holding me in such high esteem....I am flattered and 
> throughly touched that you would bestow such honor upon me....however, 
> I am not deserving of such honor...I am merely suffering from JMT Fever.
> I first caught it in 1996 and have become inflicted by it every summer 
> since....the only relief is to hike the JMT and I have been doing that 
> every summer since.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your suffering trail companion
>
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>
>
> Greg Kesselring wrote:
>> Yes, Reinhold, I have no doubt you have moronic disorder.  However, 
>> I'm pretty sure the cure in your case is not an option.  That's 
>> because in addition to moronic disorder I believe you also have a 
>> very advanced case of mountain fever, also known as mountain 
>> madness.  There is no known cure for this malady, but the condition 
>> can be much alleviated with regular and frequent trips to the high 
>> country.   You can keep the mountain madness in check this way, but 
>> sadly the moronic disorder will only get worse over time.  Lord help 
>> us all.
>>
>> Greg
>>