[pct-l] What Thru Hikers Do Around the Campfire

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Christine "Ceanothus" Kudija
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Ceanothus (see-ah-no-thus) or California lilac:  Shrubs or small trees,
often with divaricate, sometimes spiny, twigs...[flowers] small but showy,
white to blue or purplish, sometimes lavender or pinkish, borne in terminal
or lateral panicles or umbellike cymes.
                                                               Philip A.
Munz
                                                               A California
Flora, U.C. Press, 1973


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Subject: [pct-l] What Thru Hikers Do Around the Campfire

The trail is long and we need something to do around the campfire sometimes.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't
much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer
please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds
like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says
Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at
either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor,
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've
cut
off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and
heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the
lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the
manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they
asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts
boasting
in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain;
they
name him "Juan." Years later,Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she
also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've
seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ........ cough, cough, cough........

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