[pct-l] Hiking poles & kuchiee...kuchiee in the wilderness

Fri Apr 13 16:41:45 CDT 2007

RONNIE,
I think there is something missing here.....maybe ''Hubby'' is not firing on
all cylinders.

I would strongly suggest that you have Hubby read my book  ''Sex in the
Wilderness.....how
to do it on the trail....off the trail....in the bushes....in the
bivysack....and  99  other ways.''

That should, if he his a  ''Good old Boy'', get him exited about the
outdoors.....If not, he is a
lost cause and I would trade him in for an ''Outdoorsman'' preferable a long
distance hiker.
Women really seem to prefer long distance hikers.

Ooohhh.... Ronnie, don't worry I will find you, I know the JMT like the back
of my hand.

JMT Reinhold
Author  ''Sex in the Wilderness.......how to do it on the trail...off the
trail...in the bushes...in the          bivysack and  99  other ways.''
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Ronnie wrote.............Nah, alot of folks make that mistake...hehe.
Hubby was born and raised on the prairies of North Dakota........I do wish
he loved the outdoors as much as I do.....

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: "RJ Lewis" <karmagurl at rainierconnect.com>; "'PCT-L'"
<pct-l at backcountry.net>; "Trail Pygmy" <trailpygmy at hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 10, 2007 5:02 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] hiking poles

> Geeezzzz,.......I'm so relieved to know that I am not the only one to make
> that mistake.
> I should have known that  Ronnie is short for ''VERONICA''.
> I can see why you don't want to rock the boat and get rid of that
''Buffoon
> of a husband of yours until you find someone that shares your love for the
> outdoors.
> Support, after all, is a key element to successful thru hiking.
>
> Ronnie, forget about Pygmy  he is not right for you....I mean don't get me
> wrong, Pygmy is a nice handsome boy.....the most handsome on the
> trail.....but that is all he is...... a boy.....not yet a man.
> You are to much woman for him, he would not know what to do with you.
> You need someone who has been there before....someone who can turn on the
> lights.
>
> Geeeee,....I will love to come out and play with you.....what kind of
games
> would you like to play?
> How about house?.....would you like to play house?
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your future trail companion
>
> --------------------------------------
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "RJ Lewis" <karmagurl at rainierconnect.com>
> To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>; <pct-l at backcountry.net>
> Sent: Sunday, April 08, 2007 9:40 PM
> Subject: Re: [pct-l] hiking poles
>
>
> > Ummmm yeah....awww it's ok..I've been mistaken for a guy before, what
> > with a name like Ronnie Jo.  Gee, do ya think my mom was hopin for a boy
> > when I was born? *LOL*  I was named after an uncle who died just before
> > I was born. ;)  All is forgiven.
> >
> > A bit about me- well if you had went to my MySpace page, you would have
> > had an idea of what I actually look like.  I'm about 5 foot 5, waist
> > length dark brown hair, about 120 lbs, and blue eyes. I'll be the one
> > with the size 10 hiking boots. ;) (mens)
> >
> > Well hun, if you see me on the JMT in 2008, you can certainly drag me
> > into a cave......but since I won't be hiking that section then, you may
> > have to wait until 2009 to drag me anywhere. I think I'm going to do the
> > PCT in 2 sections...the northern half in 2008 and the southern half in
> > 2009, although I really would LIKE to do the whole thru hike in 2008.
> >
> >   However, there is this little detail called a "husband" who thinks
> > that I shouldn't be gone from home for that length of time, and since
> > our anniversary is in the middle of the summer, he feels I should at
> > least be home for that. Gotta love 'im.  But, since he is my support
> > person (and pays for) for these trips, I don't wanna rock the boat too
> > much, now do I?  However, he does not share my love of the great
> > outdoors, nor does he share my love of hiking, so I'm on my own, once I
> > hit the trails. I'm most definitely a "solo" hiker, at least until I
> > find a partner to hike with (thanks gals for offering, I have your names
> > etc written down and saved, no worries!).
> >
> > Awww, don't feel ashamed..many make the same mistake as you did,
> > thinking I, Ronnie Jo, am a guy. BTW, Ronnie is short for "Veronica".
> > Does that help some? Only person that calls me that tho, is my mother,
> > and you know "that" routine....I haven't heard that in many many years
> > now....whew!
> >
> > I don't know Pygmy, so I'd have to judge that one on its own
> > merits......hehehe
> >
> > Awww you don't have to lurk!! C'mon out and play awhile!!!
> >
> > Peace!!
> >  From the Cascades-- the wet, rainy Cascades.....
> > Ronnie Jo
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> > > Ronnie Jo wrote.........RONNIE  JO  IS  NOT  A  GUY.........I'M  A
> > > GIRL....I'M A GIRL....I'M A GIRL
> > > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > Humiliation......Humiliation......Humiliation !!!
> > > I have made this mistake once before with L-Rod.
> > > Ronnie, how could I mistake such a delicate Lotus blossom, such as
you,
> for
> > > those hairy beasts.
> > > Please accept my humble apology
> > > Are you a blond or a brunet?
> > > Do you have brown eyes or blue eyes?
> > > Please describe yourself to me so if I see you on the trail I will
> recognize
> > > so I can kiss your little toes and beg for mercy and forgiveness.
> > >
> > > Uuuhhh.....Ronnie, now that I know you are a girl maybe we....Uuuhhh
> should
> > > get to know each other better.
> > > We could go for a walk along the JMT and  you could......Uuuhhh drag
me
> into
> > > your cave.
> > > Forget  PYGMY  he is a greenhorn...he would not know what to do with
> > > you....I treat my women right.
> > > Uuuhhh.....Ronnie,  I will be waiting patiently for your call for our
> walk
> > > along the......Uuuhhh JMT.
> > >
> > > I think I will now withdraw, in shame, into my customary lurker status
> until
> > > called by ''Ronnie'' or provoked by the likes of Switchback, Pygmy or
> Craig.
> > >
> > > JMT Reinhold
> > > The Lurker
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
>